A joke for today ...
This is a good joke a my mother-inlaw sent me.
Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a
kick out of this.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is
Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this
way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The
President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we
call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call
you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what
Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so
he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled
his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds
his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the
nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his
father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father,
"Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The
father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about"
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing
the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are
being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Thanks Gloria I needed that.......(-:
kick out of this.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is
Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this
way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The
President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we
call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call
you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what
Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so
he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled
his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds
his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the
nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his
father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father,
"Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The
father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about"
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing
the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are
being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Thanks Gloria I needed that.......(-:
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